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yig_1
If you do a critical analysis of your life,
you’d have to agree that it has been
a comprehensive failure.
yig_2
You have tried multiple times now.
It seems to improve for once, but sooner
or later you find yourself in the same
position where you started (or worse).Realistically speaking, it’s not going to
work out, friend. Sorry.
yig_3
Every once in a while you realize the truth
that you are actually all alone.The only difference is that some people
have a thicker plot of illusion, while some
see it quite transparently.
yig_4
‘Your worst sin is that you have
destroyed and betrayed yourself
for nothing.
yig_5
No one is conspiring against you.
Everybody thinks of you a fool.
yig_6
The price you pay for being an outlier,
is that you stay outside.
yig_7
Only power is worshipped here.
This is the universal law.The Gods are worshipped because they
are powerful.The powerless man, even the street
beggar doesn’t look at.
yig_8
Since you cannot obey yourself,
you will have to obey others.
yig_9
The best age to fall in love
Was 21,When the mind is serious enough
for commitment, and foolish
enough to enjoy the falling
leaves of autumn.
yig_10
A philosopher has said,
Either one should take his abode on the pious
banks of the Ganga, or devote himself to the
luscious breasts of heavenly beauties.We respect everyone’s opinions, especially
those who speak of devotion.
yig_11
Friends, | speak all from experience.
But these two | know nothing of, so I
must use my imagination - God and
women.Though you can count on my
imagination.
yig_12
Man is ready to stall his pleasure in
hope of a greater pleasure.And he calls this penance, btw.
yig_13
In 2023, | looked at my picture of
2020, and | looked slimmer.In 2020, | looked at my picture of
2017, and | looked slimmer.In 2017..
yig_14
Men reach the youth once, and the same
youth carries on for the rest of their lives.Women are as if ‘borne anew at various
stages in their lives.Childbirth, among others, is one of the
prime reasons for this psychological
change.
yig_15
In contrast to men, excepting
a few lovestruck damsels,
women will strictly follow the
rules of evolution.And they will be calculative
about it.
yig_16
Man will stop falling for women when
he sees their cleverness.His love arises for innocence, and for
this he even goes to the extent of
imagining the innocence.There is no cure for daydreaming.
yig_17
The reason why most people go to
hell instead of heaven, seems to
be related to gravity,Who will climb all those stairs up?
We better go rolling down, the last
adventure?
yig_18
Friendship among females will work best
when one of them has a comparatively
masculine psyche,The feminine one gladly enjoys
adventure, entertainment and protection.
yig_19
Those born cunning are not born artists,
and vice versa.There may be benefits of being cunning,
but the disadvantage is their heart
cannot conceive art.
yig_20
Having kids to find ‘meaning’ in life?
This is one of the most hilarious
arguments I’ve heard.It’s hilarious because of false correlation,
but also tragic because of misdirection.
yig_21
O foolish woman, half your life is wasted
in pretending ‘hard to get’, have you
finally got the highest bidder?
yig_22
Why is this beautiful woman in a beautiful
dress walking towards me?And smiling! What do | even have that she
must do this?Oh right, | have the camera.
yig_23
Considering the amount of effort they
put in, the womanly beauty is rather an
underachievement.
yig_24
Menstrual leave be made mandatory
by the government for four days
from the full moon,The onus of alignment rests on the
bleeding.
yig_25
Physical touch facilitates but does not
guarantee intimacy,Intimacy is a subject of the mind.
yig_26
A definitive way to be smart is to
not think yourself a fool for not
knowing something,And neither fool yourself into
knowing what you do not know.
yig_27
A part of the reason why the BJP government is able to
spend huge money on statues of Gods and saints, is
that certainly the muslims cannot cry discrimination
and demand any statues on their part.
yig_28
You will find bengalis both on the
political left and the political right,And both of them will be extreme in
their views.Confidence, self belief and action
bias is their natural trait.
yig_29
It is not too much to ask of North Indians to be
able to tell apart Telugu, Kannada, Tamil and
Malayalam scripts.
yig_30
Folks, | must emphasize it once again,
No one is coming to complete you, and no one is
coming to save you.You are on your own, and have the free will to
undertake any action.However, not to make it sound too miserable,
when you find love and peace within yourself,
you will find it everywhere in the world too.
yig_31
There is no point in comparing yourself with
other people, simply because they have
different goals in life.And the one who has the same goals as you,
you would love him so much that all his
progress feels like yours.
yig_32
The happiness of a person is best judged
by the natural expression of his face,
whether he laughs a lot more has no
relevance.You can see through still water, with
waves it is harder.
yig_33
If you love or hate your ex, you have
not moved on.
yig_34
If you do not have clean bowels, half
your life is shitty already.
yig_35
There is in fact very little complexity
in the art of proposal,If they like you, there is no use for
much work,If they do not, there is no use for
much work.
yig_36
Some things nobody tells you,
You have to tell them to yourself.
yig_37
Worry not that you will die,
Worry that you will be reborn and
still have a miserable life. And how
many times?
yig_38
Love thy neighbour?
Because it is easier to love your
neighbour than what you constantly
have to deal with.
yig_39
If you’re going through heaven, keep
going and don’t tell anybody.
yig_40
Only a fool would question the utility of
beauty.The intelligent ones have questioned
the beauty itself, and they are anyway a
rare species.But only a fool can accept beauty and
then ask what the use is.The ones accepting and enjoying may
not be as intelligent, but they are far
superior to the fools.
yig_41
What is worse than being devoid of
beauty is being devoid of the eye to
see beauty.Usually one either has both or has
none, because the eye for beauty itself
makes one beautiful,A concrete case of the general
phenomenon of being able to see
outside what you have inside already.
yig_42
It’s only a fight between choosing
the local maxima or the global
maxima.
yig_43
Anything natural and large like a big lake
will make us happy because it reminds us
of our place in nature and suddenly our
miseries appear a little made up.
yig_44
The West with too much exposure,
and the Middle East with too little
exposure, have both ruined beauty,As for seduction, the middle way
works the best.
yig_45
The only problem with intoxication
is that it wears out.
yig_46
It is easy to understand whiskey guys. It is also
understandable about water guys. But it’s hard
to understand the breezer guys.These half hearted men create untrustworthy
societies.
yig_47
Man searches for meaning to
validate his existence.
yig_48
The problem is not that people cannot
live with other people,The problem is that people cannot live
with themselves.
yig_49
When the years pass by,
The simplest indicator of success
will be whether we talk in past
tense or the present tense.
yig_50
Prove yourself..
No, I’m fine.
yig_51
Despite all advancements in fashion,
the best garment remains an
unstitched piece of cloth.
yig_52
Mental clarity is not possible
in constipation.
yig_53
O damsel, your beauty is
verily wasted,If your lover cannot etch it
in eternal poetry.
yig_54
Too concerned of shame?
Forget success.
yig_55
Alover asks,
If repetition of God’s name brings forth
God himself, would repeating her name
not bring her forth?
yig_56
“You write so bad you will need to
take rebirth to have it liked by
someone.’
yig_57
‘Those are my principles, and if
you don’t like them… well, | have
others.’
yig_58
In hurry, we lose the quality.
In waiting, we lose it altogether.
yig_59
The world is a competitive place.
And the prize is death.
yig_60
Sage Bhartrharihas said,
You should either go to the Ganges and take
your abode on her pious banks quite capable of
purifying your soul of all previous sins, or you
should devote yourself to the charming
breasts of young women adorned with
beautiful necklaces.
yig_61
If you cannot win the game,
change the game.If you cannot meet the target,
change the target.Things we do for morale.
yig_62
The intelligent mostly lose because they
compete in an unequal race.If there is a common starting point, they
can easily win.That is why ambiguity and chaos is loved
by the intelligent. That’s where they can
show their powers.
yig_63
We are too dependent on public
admiration.If all people around you stop admiring
you, you will lose all motivation for any
work.But ‘people around you’ is a matter of
chance. These could have very well
been a different set of people, of all
people in the world.Therefore, considering the tiny size of
the people around us, and their
randomness, it is better to understand
the insignificance of their admiration,
and keep working in full rigor.
yig_64
One fails, and fails, and
fails, and then one day
he succeeds.There is no pattern here.